Thread:Skyebreeze/@comment-24217012-20140430175756/@comment-24217012-20150603092153

Okay, the next Zodiac title is called: How do do they prey?

Aries: Dear God, please give me pationce. Right now!

Tauros: Dear God, help me with my difference, but not right now.

Gemin: Dear God (Goddess)? Who are you? What are you? How many are there..?

Cancer: Dear dady, I know that I should be always asking you and shouldn't haunt for every little thing.... but my teddy is in the washing machine..

Leo: Hey dude! On your spot I would be very proud of a son, like I am.

Virgo: Dear God, please make the world better. And don't do the same mistakes as you did the last time in the first creation.

Libra: Dear God, I know I have to decide for myself, ...but...what do you think I should do?

Scorpio: Dear God, please help me forgive my enemies, even if those 'bleep' don't deserve it.

Sag.: Oh holly mercyfull, pleasent, helpfull God! I please you once, I please you twice, I please you tousand times - help me that I won't overreact!

Capricorn: Dear father, I wanted to beg you for a advice, but you think that I should decide on my own way. So thanks a lot and thanks for a wonderful chat.

Aqaris: Hy God. Some say that you are a man, some that you are a woman, I say that we are all God. Why would I then pray? Let's just have some fun!

Piches: Dear God, right now, when I drink my...hick... last drink, that I will drawn my pain, let it be known that I bless my drunkness..hick... to you.