Thread:Orion's Dagger/@comment-24852191-20180121233458/@comment-5647250-20180129232622

Janus: That, is a good point. And precisely why this is so interesting.

(They look at the center of the fire. Standing there is a tall burning man. Crimson hair is hovering shoulder length around in the flames. His skin is a fiery orange, and red cracks burn down his shoulders to the tips of his fingers. He gives them a short glance before knocking back another wave of the lava army)

Burning Man: Yo. Did my sis send ya'? I've been waiting for someone to get over here and help me out for aaaages. (he slaps away another group of lava) As you can see, I've had a bit of a problem of banning Lord Ignacio and the rest of the Cherufe to this planet. They wouldn't let me leave and they threatened to burn the planet to the core.

Unfortunately, that would probably mess up the solar system, so I've been trying to work out (a stone spear flies past his head) a way to bring us all back to earth, and make the peace treaty there. Unfortunately, its been a while, and I can't for the life of me remember how I got all of here to begin with.

There's also the minor war they've been waging on me for centuries, but...you don't mind helping me beat up good old Lord Ignacio right? He'll understand. We go way back! And if he doesn't, I'll make sure he does.

(there's a pause)

Janus: (he turns to look at Weatherbee) Okay, yeah, didn't expect someone this enigmatic.