Thread:Johnathon Strider/@comment-11055585-20161121012642/@comment-24852191-20161124044413


 * I grab Phoenix by his shoulder and whisper angrily into his ear.

Me: Do you have any idea what would happen if Alucard got angry in a bar fight?


 * Alucard laughs.

Alucard: My master, I will not kill anything you don't want me to.


 * Look at him.

Me: What?

Alucard: Good hearing.


 * I sigh.

Me: Fine.


 * I look at Phoenix.

Me: Carry on.