Thread:Ironman01/@comment-5952365-20160417024438/@comment-5952365-20161015152310

But why? It was pretty good.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT AND YOU WERE IIIIIIIIIIN IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!! So there was a knock on my door and Joy, my mom and I just KNEW it was something bad so I grabbed her phone and we snuck out the back door, just as mr knocky mcknocker pants breaks in. It's snowy AS FUCK but Joy and I don't have shoes (my mom does cuz she literally ALWAYS wears shoes, inside or out) but it doesn't even matter, we GOING! So we go into our neighbors yard but instead of it being our current neighbor it was our old neighbor which was an elderly guy but instead it was a elderly lady and we ran in her house but as we were about to leave my mom decides to take the lady with us, so we're running and we end up in this huge field with like stacks of hay (cuz THAT'S what we have in Canada, large fields with stacks of hay XD No really, it's right beside the train) and we hide behind one of them and call the cops, they SAY they're on the way BUT THEY AREN'T!!! So we see the breaker iner (I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE CALLED XD) so we run to the next one and we're suddenly surrounded and get caught. So for some reason they take us to a store, one of the stores in my town has a baking spot where you can have cake, another one has a spot where you can buy posters, this store had both, plus a place for grilling meat! There were a few other people trapped in the store and you were one. So, because I am literally the biggest shit disturber not only irl but also in my DREAMS I decide to take stuff and force my kidnappers to pay for it XD For some reason I thought mixing meds and chocolate was a good idea, which is weird cuz I would never do that, but I guess I wanted to be high bcuz you know how if you drink too much Benadryl you'll trip out like you're on acid (trust me, this is true, I would know XD), I was trying to do that in my dream so I guess I figured they're gonna pay for the stuff or I'll be so high the store manager will be like "smh ok fine go" XD Which would like never happen, but my dream, right XD So Joy is scared and I'm like "YOU KNOW THOSE POSTERS YOU WANTED GO GET EM GIRL" and as we were running I was screaming "BY THE WAY STUPID I'M GONNA GET A POSTER THE SIZE OF MY MOTHERFUCKING WALL TRY AND STOP ME!!!!!" And. We. Did. XD XD XD XD XD And they didn't catch us XD So then I see you and you're like "Ember! Lets go eat steak!!" and I was like "THANK YOU BOY YOU SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE I LOVE YOU LET ME KISS AND HUG YOU FOR THAT THANK YOU YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING" So we grilled a steak and ate it OUO Then we tried to make another but were caught and all of a sudden, my mom, Joy and I were in our truck trying to decide where to go, then we remember the elderly lady is still in the snow bcuz she wasn't taken with us so we find her and bring her home, and we decided to go to the police station, but where we actually went was some school where we were talking to a few kids. I was dressed like Harley Quinn at this point btw and this one kid is dressed like some wannabe rapper. Anyway, he eventually admits he's dressed like that bcuz he's trying to get a girlfriend, so for SOME REASON I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him and said "OH problem solved I'll be ur girlfriend" and then he was like "I'm gonna grow 10 inches taller then you" and I was like "you kiddin me boy? I'm gonna grow 10 inches taller then you!!" I don't know why XD But his ex was one of the other people at the store! So over the years I secretly try to get them back together without either of them knowing that I know the other one. And. IT. WORKED. XD XD XD Anyway he grew 10 inches and I grew 9 which I was sad about (bcuz that's the REAL important story here XD) So after all these years we finally go to the police and tell them about the break in and go home. Anyway we end up back in the store but now it's open and yoU'RE STILL THERE XD So we have another steak, the one we tried to eat before we got caught :P Crazy, huh? XD