User blog:Orion's Dagger/A Letter by the Stable-boy

Dear He Bo of the Yellow River,

It is with little regret that I'm declining your job offer. See, I'm not really one for subterfuge, and neither am I one for betraying my current employer. That being said, I'll be keeping the bribe, since I'd hate to see it go to waste.

I also do not regretting informing Lady Undine of this decision, as well as your attempt to sway me to your cause against her. She was not surprised, in fact she laughed for several minutes at the complete idiocy of the whole thing. After making a decision with all prominent members of the Southern Ocean, we have decided to relocated the Lost River once again, as it seems our current location after having transferred to the late Lord Tangaroa's region has been compromised. Do not send further letters, we will not be recieving them until the true situation has been resolved throughout the seas and waters.

There's no need for any panic on your end, but I recommend not relying on your own ideas, such as attempting to hire me, from now on. You might invest in a food tester, but considering Lady Undine is not quite as idiotic as you, there won't be any reason to have one.

                                         Best Regards,

Beck Fossegrimson