Thread:ShimmeringWater/@comment-24217012-20161027104610/@comment-29275234-20170129153848

Flora(Rubs her temples)

Fauna: Really long story short, we angered a warlord and his extremely large and overbearing family, who apparently think that ten courses is a "Small Meal." They attacked, we started fightin, using hot sauce by squirting it around, it was the only weapon on hand. But due to my distress, the familys pet monkeys escaped, and got into their weapons room, which set of all the explosives, destroying the house, with pink flames.