Thread:Skyebreeze/@comment-70.64.217.36-20150530014350/@comment-5952365-20151230064206

Okay, so this is gonna sound really bleeping weird, so just a warning, so a few nights ago, I dreamt I was selling weed with my mom, and there were brownies, cupcakes, little fudge things, cookies, and just normal smoke able weed, but I had a headache in my dream, which I couldn't feel bcuz I was watching me and my mom (I TOLD YOU IT'S WEIRD) but the me I was watching could obviously feel it and all, so I ate some brownies and cupcakes, and I was like "oh I'll stop after this one!" but guess what? I DIDN'T STOP. Just like in real life, I always say I'll stop but I never do and then I'm stoned. Which, btw, to get any confusion out of the way, the weed is not why I can't stop. I don't like the smell, so I usually want to stop after one but I can't, and you know whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy I can't? The BLEEPING CHOCOLATE MAN, THE CHOCOLATE, whatever you do, do NOT give me candy or chocolate unless you want to all gone in the next 5 seconds, bcuz I have no self control when it comes to that bleep. Do not expect me to share, like, I'll just be here eating a piece of reeses pieces or whatever, and then I look down at the package AND IT'S ALL GONE!!!! So yeah, it wasn't the weed, I am not addicted to weed, I am addicted to chocolate. IT JUST TASTES SO GOOD I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!! :C Anyway, I ate a bleep ton and got really stoned, and then my mom smoked some bcuz she wanted to relax and not feel stressed out or anything, aaaaaaaaaand she also got stoned. So we were SUPPOSED to be SELLING these and MAKING MONEY, but guess what happened????? No really, guess, you'll never imagine what I stupidly did next. I gave them away for free. *FACEPALM FACEPALM FACEPALM* IF YOU KNOW HOW BLEEPING HARD IT IS TO GET THAT BLEEP YOU'LL UNDERSTAND MY PAIN. So I was just watching myself in disbelief, trying to stop myself, but no, I didn't see me, of course. And you know what else I did? I forgot to tell people it had weed in it!!!! XD So people were just getting high and UGH I'm stupid TAT Anyway, looking back at it now, I feel kinda bad, even if it was just a dream, bcuz I know dAMN WELL SOMEONE ATE A CUTE LIL CUPCAKE BEFORE WORK AND GOT STONED AND WHAT IF THEY ARE A GRUMPY PERSON OR SOMETHING THEIR FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE LIKE "oh you're so happy! What changed?" and tHEN SOMEONE'S GONNA SMELL THE WEED AND BE LIKE "OH MY GOD U DINT" and then they're gonna find us and I'm gonna be like "oh sorry forgot to tell u..." BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE, OH NO!!! Imagine if someone went shopping like that and spent a ton of money on like 2 things, or or or can you imagine if someone gave their like 6 year old one thinking it was an innocent brownie and then BAM SOCIAL SERVES AT THE BLEEPING DOOR!!! I feel so irresponsible ;n; Anyway, y'know that when Blake and Jace and like Mal-Mal or someone is over, that I read out loud what I'm typing? Yeah, Jace is forcing me to watch scary videos but I paused it to write this and he's looking at me like "=________________________________=" so I should probably post this already XD Sowwy ;n;